[It's a good thing he only has to go through this spiel three times.]
We were fighting Zarkon in his giant robot suit. [Said the pilot of a giant robot lion, scornfully.] I'd just gotten my bayard back when the Hathaway agent showed up, right in the Black Lion's cockpit.
[Which would have been an even more intimidating display of Hathaway's abilities than it already was if said agent hadn't been a dog.]
I chose to sign on after speaking to a Hathaway recruiter who happens to look like a dog. We've met aliens who just happen to look like Earth species before, Lance, you know better than that.
[A teasing note in his voice:] Unless you're from so far in the future that you've forgotten the "hideous ears" incident.
[Is Shiro ruthlessly bringing that up to throw him off track? Yes. Yes he is.]
Hey, I read Mr Wiggles' file too, he's definitely a good boy. I'm just saying, if I saw a talking Earth dog on some random planet? I'd get myself checked into the medbay, stat, and I definitely wouldn't follow him into another dimension.
what a good face??? dang
Date: 2018-04-19 05:04 am (UTC)Uh, hey, d'you mind if I ask what the last thing you remember is...? Like, when did you get recruited?
Shiro pouts are my favorite thing
Date: 2018-04-19 05:40 am (UTC)We were fighting Zarkon in his giant robot suit. [Said the pilot of a giant robot lion, scornfully.] I'd just gotten my bayard back when the Hathaway agent showed up, right in the Black Lion's cockpit.
[Which would have been an even more intimidating display of Hathaway's abilities than it already was if said agent hadn't been a dog.]
Did your recruiter look like a dog, too?
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Date: 2018-04-19 05:55 am (UTC)You let yourself get recruited by a dog?
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Date: 2018-04-19 09:20 pm (UTC)I chose to sign on after speaking to a Hathaway recruiter who happens to look like a dog. We've met aliens who just happen to look like Earth species before, Lance, you know better than that.
[A teasing note in his voice:] Unless you're from so far in the future that you've forgotten the "hideous ears" incident.
[Is Shiro ruthlessly bringing that up to throw him off track? Yes. Yes he is.]
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Date: 2018-04-19 09:30 pm (UTC)Hey, I read Mr Wiggles' file too, he's definitely a good boy. I'm just saying, if I saw a talking Earth dog on some random planet? I'd get myself checked into the medbay, stat, and I definitely wouldn't follow him into another dimension.
[ A pause. ]
And my ears still work perfectly, thanks!
btw thank you belatedly for letting me inaugurate my "LANCE." icon
Date: 2018-04-19 10:21 pm (UTC)i'm honoured
Date: 2018-04-20 02:39 am (UTC)S'that your man?
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Date: 2018-04-28 06:10 am (UTC)Uh, that's the one. I figured he was just an alien -- you're saying he's an Earth dog? How'd that happen?
[Maybe he can just bluff his way through this.]
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Date: 2018-04-30 01:28 am (UTC)It's okay to be a dog person, Shiro. I won't tell anybody.
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Date: 2018-04-30 03:07 am (UTC)Just don’t tell the Lions. I’m not sure how Black would take it.
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Date: 2018-04-30 03:22 am (UTC)Your secret's safe with me, bud. I'm just really glad you're here.
[ Please take your Voice of Reason job back, dude??? ]